7 thoughts on “Waddling awkwardly into your unquiet dreams.”
That is the stuff of nightmares, not dreams. {{{shudder}}}
Wow, that’s a bit disturbing.
So…you’re sticking your fingers through the pig’s testicles?
“This little pig wants to go to market.” — best pick-up line ever!
Well, seeing as it was 1945, he’s probably dead of cancer from smoking that pipe by now, so it’s really more sad than scary.
Mmmm, smoked ham.
I love that it qualifies that you have to walk your fingers on a flat surface. Don’t try walking this piggy up any rolling hills or other deviations, kid!
They’re not joking, Jeff. I lost two fingers that way.
Admittedly they weren’t mine and they rolled into a sewer grate but the point stands.
That is the stuff of nightmares, not dreams. {{{shudder}}}
Wow, that’s a bit disturbing.
So…you’re sticking your fingers through the pig’s testicles?
“This little pig wants to go to market.” — best pick-up line ever!
Well, seeing as it was 1945, he’s probably dead of cancer from smoking that pipe by now, so it’s really more sad than scary.
Mmmm, smoked ham.
I love that it qualifies that you have to walk your fingers on a flat surface. Don’t try walking this piggy up any rolling hills or other deviations, kid!
They’re not joking, Jeff. I lost two fingers that way.
Admittedly they weren’t mine and they rolled into a sewer grate but the point stands.