Due to illness, I’m not going to be doing my usual new-comics-Wednesday round-up…I’m shooting for tomorrow. However, so you don’t leave empty-handed, here are some unusual internet search referrals that I’ve received over the last week or so:
kryp+tuck – You have no idea how many searches I got for this.
funny+spiderman+dancing+on+street+corner – Uh, what?
Reasons+to+visit+Saturn – Why, to get away from the funny Spider-Man dancing on a street corner, of course.
explain+superman+209 – No one can explain.
progressive+ruin+chalk+swamp – It just amuses me that someone who wasn’t me was looking for this. God bless that person.
print+runs+for+marvel+masterworks – Actually, I’m kind of interested in that, myself.
ruin+marvel – I can only take partial credit for ruining Marvel, thank you.
I’ve+got+a+handful+of+vertebrae+and+a+headful+of+mad – Someone’s looking for the Doom comic, I betcha.
femforce+slash – Sigh.
necronomicon+warning+in+front+cover – “WARNING: Not a real historical volume. Created only to part gullible people from their money.”
Green+Lantern+181+Spoilers – SPOILER WARNING: It stinks.
green+lantern+racial+sensitivity – “I been readin’ about you…how you work for the blue skins…and how on a planet someplace you helped out the orange skins…and you done considerable for the purple skins! Only there’s skins you never bothered with –! …The black skins! I want to know…how come? Answer me that, Mr. Green Lantern!” – from Green Lantern #76 (April 1970) by Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams
werewolves+nazis – …Make for great comics.
hitler+logo – I really should stop mentioning Hitler in my weblog. I don’t even like the guy.
monsieur+mallah+loves+the+brain – Yes…yes he does.
Comics+Slave – Aren’t we all?
vixen+comic+fabio – I’m sure there’s an explanation…but keep it to yourself.
killed+sue+dibny – No I didn’t!
And because some of you are dirty, dirty people:
bubble+gum+fetish – I wish I could say this surprises me, but alas, it doesn’t.
animated+toplessness – Because static toplessness is so boring.
erotic+elfquest – Isn’t that redundant?
naked+adrienne+barbeau – At last, a nekkid web search I can get behind.
betty+and+veronica+nude – Ah, the eternal quest continues….
kerry+washington+goes+topless & erica+durance+topless & Erica+Durance+nude+pictures – Pretty much any time you mention any actress or female athlete on your webpage, you’re gonna get hits from people looking for nekkid pictures of them. So, let’s run a test: Carole Lombard Carole Lombard Carole Lombard
jessica+alba+latest+pictures+with+blond+hair – Oh, God, not this again.