10 thoughts on “They don’t write comic book ad copy like that anymore.”

  1. Teenage Brides and the Walking Dead…because there’s nothing scarier than a suspenseful shotgun wedding gone wrong leading to undead shock terror mystery when the groom becomes a zombie!

  2. Wow. Feeling that odd mix of revulsion and fascination that only Progressive Ruin can elicit…while silently humming the Greg Kihn Band in the back of my head. Thanks, Mike!

  3. I’ve read a few of those old romance comics and I think I would remember if they had all the throbbing and pulsating these ads mention.

  4. That’s what modern comics need more of: words that throb.

    Also: “What new wonderful experience awaits these newly wed teenagers?” Well, if history is to be believed, regret, recrimination, bitterness, and divorce.

    EXCELSIOR!

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