“Sit on it in a dynamite Fonz t-shirt.”

That’s a terrible come-on. Especially since I first read it as “sit on dynamite,” which, I’m sure, can only be taken as a positive statement in very specific circumstances:


Also of note: the rare appearance of the “Kotter Kids” alternative nomenclature for the Sweathogs, surely used to spare the sensitive the emotional affront of “sweat” and “hogs” mixed together into an unholy union; plus a shocking glimpse into the competitive world of mood ring price wars.

And, please, friends, if you can…close your eyes and picture in your mind the magnificent beauty of that Fonz design on a bright orange t-shirt. …You’re welcome.
 

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7 thoughts on ““Sit on it in a dynamite Fonz t-shirt.””

  1. Were they feeling guilty that the Bruce Lee shirt was only available in white, so they call it the ‘finest white’? And is that a little bit racist?

  2. The Fonz looks like a Wheeler from Return to Oz…he’s just missing….well, the wheels….This shirt WOULD be awesome though! Thanks Mike for the smiles!

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